Two years, nine months and thirty days ago, I made a blog with the express purpose of impressing a girl.
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Sunday, 22nd April

“Crafty Swedish Bastards”

I… I was going to write a post about Ikea.

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Sunday, 22nd April
This man is named Craig Anderson. You have never heard of him before this year’s playoffs. Tonight, he made 41 saves and allowed 0 goals against the New York Rangers. He is so filthy that you need to shower just because you read this post.

This man is named Craig Anderson. You have never heard of him before this year’s playoffs. Tonight, he made 41 saves and allowed 0 goals against the New York Rangers. He is so filthy that you need to shower just because you read this post.

Beta is two hours of content.
With Tumblr as my witness, I am not going to buy this game.

Beta is two hours of content.

With Tumblr as my witness, I am not going to buy this game.

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Sunday, 22nd April
I'll Do Better Next Time
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Friday, 20th April

To the kind contributors to the #Thinspiration tag.

I have taken due note of your considerate trigger warnings,

But you all have eating disorders.

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Thursday, 19th April
If I Do Not Click "Add to Cart," I Am Out Forever
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Thursday, 19th April

How does TV work again?

How do weeks work again?

What is a weekend?

What is a day?

Please.

I’m lost.

Help.

I just want to watch Legend of Korra.